Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Three wishes

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball in to the woods. She went in to the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
She thought for a min and said, "That's okay. – She had a plan !

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, and other women would flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, Granted - she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, Granted - she's the richest woman in the world!

Now the frog asked about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story:
Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention Ladies: This is the end of the joke for you, ignore the following section..
Gentlemen: Please scroll
.The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife J

Second Moral of the story:
No matter what the intensions of wife, it always results in good for their husband..
Even if it is by mistake… J

Wishing you a wonderful and relaxing weekend !

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