Monday, December 12, 2011

Just for Laughs

1. Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot about food, forgot laughter was called ‘Saint’. But now they are called... ‘IT professionals’ – sad isn’t it !

2. An interesting line written on the back of a Biker’s T Shirt:‘If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off’

3. Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love...
Love is always present…It’s just that…
One loves too much, and…The other loves too many.

4. Employee: Boss, now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!

5. Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every girl treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets get reversed..! DOG

6. What is Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach when pages of your book still smell new just few hours your exams..!

7. Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..!
How about this card, it says ‘To the only Girl I ever loved !’
Boy: That’s good, Give me 4 of them..!

8. After reading the form filled by an applicant..
The employer said: ‘We do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: It’s called the ‘door..!’

9. Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee…….. Leave them to us

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